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Unfuck tomorrow morning!

unfuckyourhabitat:

  • Wash the dishes in your sink
  • Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories
  • Set up coffee/tea/breakfast
  • Make your lunch
  • Put your keys somewhere obvious
  • Wash your face and brush your teeth
  • Charge your electronics
  • Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults)
  • Set your alarm
  • Go to bed at a reasonable hour
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Different from the original. But still good.




Lyrics are a like a punch in my gut.




Neat!

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A character design illustration of Briar Rabbit created in a steampunk style.

By Speth Szabo <3

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Keep your chin up - we don’t get tested with shit we can’t handle.

– Another reason why I love my friends.

‎”Winder, a Republican from Boise, responded to those concerns by raising the question of whether women understand when they have been raped.” …………….. T_T Excuse me? I’m pretty sure if someone were to rape him, he would know it. when you are raped, YOU KNOW. But I understand that our massive cock sucking vaginas want it all the time and we obviously wouldn’t know when it’s forced or not. He is a much better judge than woman who experience it.

– My friend, Reese, in response to this.

When an 81 year old asshat of an evangelical says it, it’s pretty fucking obvious.

– dualline

I <3 Louis CK



Unfuck Your Habitat: Unfuck Your Habitat Fundamentals

unfuckyourhabitat:

  1. 20 minutes is not a long time. Marathon cleaning sessions, while satisfying, are exhausting and make you never want to clean ever again. 20 minutes at a time, once or a few times a day, is a sustainable way of keeping your habitat unfucked.
  2. PUT IT AWAY. Probably 75% of our mess is made up of…
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Because remember, when a penis meets a man’s ass, baby-killing death rays fly out and make good Christians file for divorce.

– John S., embellishing Jon Stewart
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